My laptop has been talking to me.

On the rare occasions that my laptop works, it sometimes talks to me. Just now it spoke with two voices in some sort of conversation that went like this:

Person 1: Oooolakaka! Oulalook!
Person 2: Kaka? Oooooshaka kaka! *pooping sounds*
Person 1: Oooo ahahahah! Ooola oola! Amerika?
Person 2: OLOLOL. AMERIKA DOOKIE!
Person 1: AHAHAHAHA! Kaka oloo oloo!
*dramatic/romantic music plays*

Needless to say, I was like, WTF?!

And then I ran Norton again for the 754th time this week.

The fact that it's talking to me still is not a good sign. Please let me get a new laptop soon. ;___;

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I'm very sad. I keep losing all the auctions for Toughbook 19s. =[ I need to rethink my strategy.

Terrible terrible procrastination right now on my QG paper. I have less than 4 pages written and I'm already stuck. I need 8 pages, and it's due tomorrow. >___<